SMALL TOWN SMARTASS WITH A KEYBOARD & A POST BUTTON

[mybeautifulwars]

AGE: I was 10 years old when I watched the Challenger explode live on TV in my 5th grade class.

INTERESTS & HOBBIES: I live on an 1800s farm with my husband, a herd of ungrateful goats, two dogs who occasionally make good decisions, three danger noodles, and a gang of miniature attack dinosaurs chickens. I'm self-employed. I'm a pretty laid back introvert with a very busy brain. I'm addicted to playing Elder Scrolls Online (ESO), obsessing over my snakes, speed cubing, archery, and anything associated with Chuck Palahniuk. Basically I am a 13 year old boy trapped in a 40ish year old woman's body who refuses to grow up but occasionally has to make it look like I adult around a bit.

I also like sparkly things, cheesy romance movies, getting dolled up every once in a while, and own an air fryer. It's all about balance. 


LOOKING FOR: Friends to connect with, learn from, and be inspired by. We don't have to share a lot of interest or hobbies as long as we do share the desire to not be a dick. If you post everyday about All The Things, that's great. If you just jump on occasionally when you remember you have an account here, that's fine too. I tend to type a bunch of random shit and hit post so if you're fine with that, we can probably work something out. I was a LiveJournaler since 2003, jumped that ship like the Titanic and swam to Dreamwidth in 2017. I brought all my baggage with me.

ANYTHING ELSE?: I don't have kids. I don't think I am old enough yet for such things. I'm the most disorganized but obsessively organizing person you may ever meet. I say fuck a lot. I like obscene amounts of ginger on things. I eat my vegetables. I don't have TV or any credit cards. I can say the alphabet faster backwards than I can forwards. I can't whistle. I have a passion for animal and human rights, and an endless need for creative outlets. And coffee.

Ok, bye.

Comments

[manicule]

Adding you because you sound fascinating. I connect with the statement, "I'm a pretty laid back introvert with a very busy brain."

[mybeautifulwars]

Sounds good to me!

[wraithmoon]

You had me at coffee. *swoons*

Adding you :)

[mybeautifulwars]

Coffee... yes please. I need a refill! Added back :)

[wraithmoon]

YES. *All the refills* Got you added! :)

[annofowlshire]

I also live on an 1800s farm, and we’re getting chickens next week (not my first chickens, but my first chickens here as we only got this place a year ago).

Basically I am a 13 year old boy trapped in a 40ish year old woman's body who refuses to grow up but occasionally has to make it look like I adult around a bit. I have described myself before in almost these exact words, much to my husband’s chagrin.

Hm. What else. I do have a child (seems to be turning out okay despite my failures), I curse a lot although not much in my journal for some reason, and my household goes through ginger like no one’s business.

So it’s possible we may hit it off, or maybe we have the wrong things in common and we won’t. Should we give it a try? XD

[mybeautifulwars]

I'm game! Besides, anyone who goes through ginger like I do is my peoples.

[wantedonvoyage]

You sound awesome, would love to add you.

[mybeautifulwars]

Right back at ya!

[senmut]

We are of an age. I was also in 5th grade watching it.

[mybeautifulwars]

Watch it live in class like me? Not how our teachers expected to spend the day...

Add?

[senmut]

Yes!

Our school district sent us home early. Generation of latch key kids, not thinking our folks might not be home...

I subscribed!

[mocha]

team can't whistle and survives on coffee. growing up i use to have have a goat and pet chickens, and i would love to see your herd! mind if i add?

[mybeautifulwars]

Team Can't Whistle! Absolutely add... us non-whistlers need to stick together. ;)

[motodraconis]

I like your sense of humour! Adding you!

[mybeautifulwars]

*blushing* thanks! I'm a bit of a sarcastic ass sometimes but if it makes ya smile it's worth it ;)

[deidlit]

Ah, another ESO player! If you don't mind the weekly thought dumps of a fellow introvert just trying to get her life together, I'd love to add you!

[mybeautifulwars]

Oh my... an ESO'er out in the wild. I can't NOT add you.

[ihavenoarms]

HI im adding you so can i read more you can see my sticky post at the top of my page take care stay safe

[mybeautifulwars]

sounds good to me!

adding you

[bluegreen17]

i'd like to read stuff by a laid back busy brain. guess i'd better go update my dw. or i might just read and comment. i'm sounding unfriendly. i'm not,just tired. you sound fun. i am fun or funny sometimes.

Re: adding you

[mybeautifulwars]

You don't sound unfriendly :)

[killyhawk]

I replied to your friends-only post, but wanted to pop in here, too, since the older post seems quiet. Hi :)

[mybeautifulwars]

I just saw it :) I need to update that post lol Will add!

[hedgemistress]

Hallo I envy your farm! I badly want chimkins.

[mybeautifulwars]

Farm means you never get a day off... ever... but it's worth it. Usually.

[lilysea]

*Adds you* ^_^

[mybeautifulwars]

right back atcha!

[ripawelig]

Living on a farm with animals (and also growing my own produce) is essentially where I want to end up when I (and I use the term loosely here) grow up. I'd love to get to know you - I also love sparkly things, am very disorganised but forever trying, and love making crafty creative things.

[mybeautifulwars]

Added back!