SMALL TOWN SMARTASS WITH A KEYBOARD & A POST BUTTON

[mybeautifulwars]

AGE: I was 10 years old when I watched the Challenger explode live on TV in my 5th grade class.

INTERESTS & HOBBIES: I live on an 1800s farm with my husband, a herd of ungrateful goats, two dogs who occasionally make good decisions, three danger noodles, and a gang of miniature attack dinosaurs chickens. I'm self-employed. I'm a pretty laid back introvert with a very busy brain. I'm addicted to playing Elder Scrolls Online (ESO), obsessing over my snakes, speed cubing, archery, and anything associated with Chuck Palahniuk. Basically I am a 13 year old boy trapped in a 40ish year old woman's body who refuses to grow up but occasionally has to make it look like I adult around a bit.

I also like sparkly things, cheesy romance movies, getting dolled up every once in a while, and own an air fryer. It's all about balance. 


LOOKING FOR: Friends to connect with, learn from, and be inspired by. We don't have to share a lot of interest or hobbies as long as we do share the desire to not be a dick. If you post everyday about All The Things, that's great. If you just jump on occasionally when you remember you have an account here, that's fine too. I tend to type a bunch of random shit and hit post so if you're fine with that, we can probably work something out. I was a LiveJournaler since 2003, jumped that ship like the Titanic and swam to Dreamwidth in 2017. I brought all my baggage with me.

ANYTHING ELSE?: I don't have kids. I don't think I am old enough yet for such things. I'm the most disorganized but obsessively organizing person you may ever meet. I say fuck a lot. I like obscene amounts of ginger on things. I eat my vegetables. I don't have TV or any credit cards. I can say the alphabet faster backwards than I can forwards. I can't whistle. I have a passion for animal and human rights, and an endless need for creative outlets. And coffee.

Ok, bye.