gah. three introductory spiels in one night. i think i might splode.

[effi]

( this is my profile bio. i'm posting it here as insurance against the possibility that you'll be too lazy to visit my profile to read it. )

that says all the things that need saying, but in case you're a gluttonous word fiend, here's more:

i'm not old but i'm not young either. i'm almost exactly in the middle. really, age doesn't matter when you don't even act like the one that belongs to you. which is why i'm being vague. also, in case you didn't read my profile bio (in spite of the fact that i so nicely pasted it here for you to read??? seriously?), i don't like sharing a whole lot of personal facts about myself. i share a little bit, here and there, like a treasure hunt, so only my devoted stalkers will be able to glean anything about me that really matters.

i kissed a frog once, 39% convinced it would turn into a prince and then 100% disappointed that it didn't. i'm telling you this so you'll get a smidgen of a clue that i'm quirky and weird. it's more fun to give you an example than to just say, "i'm quirky and weird."

i explain myself a lot.

i also point out the obvious. it makes me happy. *points to the "quirky and weird" disclaimer above*

do subscribe to me if you could use my kind of flavor on your reading page. if you grant me access, i'll consider you a friend and grant you access back. (i almost never write behind the curtain, though. mostly because i almost never write when i'm pmsing.)

lastly, please don't grant me access unless we're for keeps. i don't handle rejection well. ♥