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you want to add me if you were just sitting there thinking "god i need more friends that spampost gerbil drawings and wax poetic about their entrails." (um. not in a 'furry' way - just in case.)

also you should probably be comfortable with introspection and a healthy dash of eccentricity. and potential bouts of "damn i hate the internet."

also i'm just going to come right out and say i will not accept friends who think giant squid are not a force to be reckoned with in the coming era.

in all seriousness i'm not 16, i'm actually just tragically mentally incapacitated. i just don't want to harsh your teenage cool when you find out i'm old enough to not know what on earth you are talking about. especially if it involves that smiley circus chick.

i am the coolest friend you don't have.