Honigfrosch (
honigfrosch) wrote in
addme2020-07-05 01:52 am
What Has Worked Once Shall Work Its Magic Again *winks at camera*
▶ Hi, I Am: Honigfrosch.
▶ My Age Is: appropriate for getting drunk, renting porn, and driving a car—in theory. In practice I only get slightly tipsy occasionally, read porn with feelings on AO3, and use public transportation.
▶ People Say I Am ... : Funny. Thoughtful. Having a "lovely, lyrical turn of phrase and pacing" as well as a "passion for (and encyclopedic knowledge of) music". Part of the cool kids club. I strongly object to being funny or cool, and preemptively object to being called interesting. The rest I'll let stand. (Thank you for the kind words, by the way. You know who you are.)
▶ Some Entirely Random Things About Me: I have the names of my siblings tattooed on my left arm. I once bruised someone's penis by accidentally leaning on it with my elbow. I collect music cassettes and recently acquired the complete (German) "Masters Of The Universe" audio plays. I like solving nonograms/griddlers.
▶ I Update My Journal: relatively often, but with no rhyme or reason. I'm also a grade-A lurker. Replying to, or leaving, comments is A Struggle that I'm trying to get better at, so the only 100% surefire way to know whether I still read your journal is to check if I have you friended. (Have I? Then I'm reading what you write!)
▶ BUT WHAT DOES HE WANT: A cat, mostly. Perhaps an ASMR tape read by Gideon Emery. Clive Barker writing a good book again. People acknowledging universally that "bi" historically meant liking all genders and never was transph--
Oh wait, sorry, now I get it, sorry. I would love to find readers who are (into) one or more of the following:
✓ horror
✓ goth subculture, new wave/darkwave, EBM
✓ receiving music mixes, including rarities or lesser known bands
✓ Dragon Age: Inquisition; especially if you like waffling about Dorian, Cullen, Cullrian, write meta and/or shitposts. (Sidenote: my journal is an adoribull-free zone, which I only mention because the pairing is so popular and in case someone might go looking for it and feel disappointed for 1.5 seconds that I don't have any. I'm firmly ship-and-let-ship and would like others to have a similarly relaxed attitude, yeah? Okay.)
✓ LGBT or at least LGBT allies but not into shitty Tumblr MOGAI discourse or queer theory á la "drones are queering warfare" (I know I keep bringing that up but it's such a ludicrous mess that I doubt ever finding a better example)
✓ linkspams
▶ I Will Now Advertise My Writing, By Which I Mean Four Entries That I Personally Think Are Damn Fine, A Portfolio If You Will, I Suppose If I Were A Bird I Would Now Screech A Mating Call:
❀ The Black Hare and The Weeping Prince (a Fairy Tale for Dorian Pavus, penned by Anonymous)
❀ The Ludicrous Nagging Caterpillar Muppet of Depression
❀ ALIEN: Space Is Haunted And We Should Not Go There (Now With Bonus Music!)
❀ and I host a (Multilingual) Poetry Comment Fest, which is open indefinitely!
▶ Some Other Shit I Do Around Here: I have a winter-themed journal called
winterhare which I update sporadically but year-round, and host the Music Community Masterlist.
▶ Thank You: for reading all this. Gold star! ⭐
▶ My Age Is: appropriate for getting drunk, renting porn, and driving a car—in theory. In practice I only get slightly tipsy occasionally, read porn with feelings on AO3, and use public transportation.
▶ People Say I Am ... : Funny. Thoughtful. Having a "lovely, lyrical turn of phrase and pacing" as well as a "passion for (and encyclopedic knowledge of) music". Part of the cool kids club. I strongly object to being funny or cool, and preemptively object to being called interesting. The rest I'll let stand. (Thank you for the kind words, by the way. You know who you are.)
▶ Some Entirely Random Things About Me: I have the names of my siblings tattooed on my left arm. I once bruised someone's penis by accidentally leaning on it with my elbow. I collect music cassettes and recently acquired the complete (German) "Masters Of The Universe" audio plays. I like solving nonograms/griddlers.
▶ I Update My Journal: relatively often, but with no rhyme or reason. I'm also a grade-A lurker. Replying to, or leaving, comments is A Struggle that I'm trying to get better at, so the only 100% surefire way to know whether I still read your journal is to check if I have you friended. (Have I? Then I'm reading what you write!)
▶ BUT WHAT DOES HE WANT: A cat, mostly. Perhaps an ASMR tape read by Gideon Emery. Clive Barker writing a good book again. People acknowledging universally that "bi" historically meant liking all genders and never was transph--
Oh wait, sorry, now I get it, sorry. I would love to find readers who are (into) one or more of the following:
✓ horror
✓ goth subculture, new wave/darkwave, EBM
✓ receiving music mixes, including rarities or lesser known bands
✓ Dragon Age: Inquisition; especially if you like waffling about Dorian, Cullen, Cullrian, write meta and/or shitposts. (Sidenote: my journal is an adoribull-free zone, which I only mention because the pairing is so popular and in case someone might go looking for it and feel disappointed for 1.5 seconds that I don't have any. I'm firmly ship-and-let-ship and would like others to have a similarly relaxed attitude, yeah? Okay.)
✓ LGBT or at least LGBT allies but not into shitty Tumblr MOGAI discourse or queer theory á la "drones are queering warfare" (I know I keep bringing that up but it's such a ludicrous mess that I doubt ever finding a better example)
✓ linkspams
▶ I Will Now Advertise My Writing, By Which I Mean Four Entries That I Personally Think Are Damn Fine, A Portfolio If You Will, I Suppose If I Were A Bird I Would Now Screech A Mating Call:
❀ The Black Hare and The Weeping Prince (a Fairy Tale for Dorian Pavus, penned by Anonymous)
❀ The Ludicrous Nagging Caterpillar Muppet of Depression
❀ ALIEN: Space Is Haunted And We Should Not Go There (Now With Bonus Music!)
❀ and I host a (Multilingual) Poetry Comment Fest, which is open indefinitely!
▶ Some Other Shit I Do Around Here: I have a winter-themed journal called
▶ Thank You: for reading all this. Gold star! ⭐
